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This site is currently inactive as I have decided to move away from exclusively trading Forex in 2010 and as such will not be taking on new coaching clients in this area.


I have resumed my focus on coaching as a stock market mentor where I run a success guaranteed stock trading mentorship program


Additionally, you can now get access to what I consider to be the best stock options daily trade alert service.


Of course, I am biased and with a success rate fluctuating between 68.2% and 72.4% it is hard not to be biased.


If you do want to follow along with what I am doing every day you can get access to my daily stock market report 



You can read the step-by-step Bollinger Band Trading Strategy Guide - this is my main active trading strategy

Until next time

happy trading 

Mr Phil Newton or on LinkedIn Phil Newton trader

Forex Jokes

Tanisha's picture

Let's post forex jokes here. I just love'em ;-)

Here's one of my favorites.

A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport,
waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's
waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change
his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says
to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my
yen. What's going on here?"

"Fluctuations." says the clerk.

The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too!"